any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough
ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH
*pounces on you and gropes your butt* :33
THIS MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE i am secondhand embarrassed and about to cry
people still talk like this???
I read this with a squint and a displeased expression.
what does glomps even mean
fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)
“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay
can i have you
just kidding you don’t have a choice get in the trunk
old people are so cute like are they sleeping? are they dead? i love them
This is the whole show
so i bought this chocolate lollipop
and this is what i fucking got
when u accidentally say something REALLY RUDE in front of people u just met
I almost just ruined my life
I’m curious as to whether you nearly brushed your teeth with booty cream, or if you almost shoved Crest up your butt.
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Video game glitches in real life.