You had me at hallo

speakintongueandcheek:

shisnojon:

heliolisk:

any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough

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ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH

chuvurches:

ivlostmymindd:

saucymerbabe:

joycemanor:

cringepics:

*pounces on you and gropes your butt* :33

THIS MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE i am secondhand embarrassed and about to cry

people still talk like this???

I read this with a squint and a displeased expression.


what does glomps even mean

chuvurches:

ivlostmymindd:

saucymerbabe:

joycemanor:

cringepics:

*pounces on you and gropes your butt* :33

THIS MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE i am secondhand embarrassed and about to cry

people still talk like this???

I read this with a squint and a displeased expression.

what does glomps even mean

richwhitelesbian:

wizcoylifa:

fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

budgets:

can i have you

just kidding you don’t have a choice get in the trunk

wanksclub:

old people are so cute like are they sleeping? are they dead? i love them

butt-berry:

This is the whole show

butt-berry:

This is the whole show

moonemojii:

so i bought this chocolate lollipop
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and this is what i fucking got
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babybuttercups:

when u accidentally say something REALLY RUDE in front of people u just met

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raveninneverland:

mallardfillmore:

I almost just ruined my life


I’m curious as to whether you nearly brushed your teeth with booty cream, or if you almost shoved Crest up your butt.

raveninneverland:

mallardfillmore:

I almost just ruined my life

I’m curious as to whether you nearly brushed your teeth with booty cream, or if you almost shoved Crest up your butt.

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lameborghini:

my throne

lameborghini:

my throne

12-gauge-rage:

Video game glitches in real life.